I can't keep my hands off the stars!
TV Quick, June 2001

Fluffy white towels had been laid on the couch, massage oils were
set out on the table. Danella Mercarti adjusted her sarong as her
next client appeared. His tracksuit was soaked through by the rain,
wet hair was stuck around his face. But his eyes were unmistakabe.
Danella grinned as she held out a towel to Sir Paul McCartney. She'd
grown used to getting intimate with the rich and famous, seeing
them walking round in their underpants.
While working as a masseuse at the exclusive Caribbean island resort
of Parrot Cay, she spent her days easing away the stress of A-list
celebs such as Bruce Willis and Natasha Richardson. 'Not many people
can say they've had their hands on a Hollwood star!' she says.
Danella, 25, was offered the job in the Caribbean when she was working
at The Dorchester hotel in London. She massaged Christina Ong, owner
of Parrot Cay, who offered her a two-month contract at the luxury
hideaway where guests can pay more than £1000 a night and
even the gardeer wears an Armani uniform.
Reading the brochure, Danella didn't need much persuasion. 'From
the prices, you could tell what sort of people would be visiting,'
she says. 'Christina said it was popular with Hollywood stars.'
Danella packed and left two weeks later, saying goodbye to her house-share
in Ealing, West London. The exclusive resort on Parrot Cay - the
only thing on the island - had luxury guest beach huts in landscaped
grounds by the clear-blue sea and white sands. Water sports were
on offer, and lobster and other delicacies adorned the restaurant
tables.
A big party soon after Danella arrived gave her a glimpse of the
high life. The staff, celebrating on a balcony above, could spy
on the guests - men in dark suits, women in gorgeous gowns and expensive
jewellery. 'It was another world,' Danella says. 'I heard that Demi
Moore had left the island that day and Bruce Willis would be arriving
later.'
Danella's work brief was straightforward - to keep the guests happy.
'If someone wanted a massage in the middle of the night, we were
expected to do it,' she says. 'If they wanted us to join them for
dinner, we had to go.'
A week later, she got her hands on her first celebrity client, when
Sir Paul McCartney arrived with his son James and fashion designer
daughter, Stella. 'I was in awe,' Danella admits. 'Paul McCartney
came up to the spa and when he saw my name badge, he shook my hand
and said. "Nice to meet you, Danella." It felt strange
hearing a famous person saying my name.'
During his three-week holiday, Paul McCartney often had a massage,
or just stopped by for a chat. When Danella let slip that staff
couldn't get hold of exotic fruit, he began bringing her bags of
goodies such as mango and papaya from his beach hut.
'He was the nicest of guests,' says Danella. 'One evening, he'd
booked a massage at the Spa when a tropical storm broke out. I caled
him and asked if he'd prefer me to come to his beach hut so he wouldn't
get wet. But he said he'd come over himself as he loved the rain.
'He was a chatterbox, he talked about his days in The Beatles, about
musicals - we both loved Guys And Dolls and The King And I. My life
was nowhere near as exciting as his, but he asked me about me and
my work. He also spoke a lot about his late wife Linda, and how
he missed her.'
Danella met Paul's daughter Stella, who'd always have an evening
stroll, walking arm in arm round the grounds with her father. 'She
wasn't dressed in anything fashionable,' Danella says. 'Just white
vests and a sarong or tracksuit bottoms.'
Towards the end of his visit, Sir Paul was joined by girlfriend
Heather Mills. 'I didn't know who she was,' Danella says. 'Paul
introduced this beautiful, elegant woman, who was going to teach
him yoga. I thought that she might be his stepdaughter. But it became
obvious she wasn't. I saw them walking hand in hand, kissing tenderly.
They were very affectionate. You could tell they were in love.'
Generous tips meant Danella earned around £600 a week. But
not every client was as easy-going as Paul. 'Bruce Willis was the
only one who acted like a star,' Danella says. 'It was clear he
was use to having people running around after him.'
One day, Danella arrived at his beach hut, struggling to get the
heavy massage couch through his front door. 'I thought he might
give me a hand, but he told me to hurry up because I was letting
the mosquitoes in. It seemed a bit rude. He was quite arrogant,
strutting around in tight-fitting shorts.'
But Danella couldn't help noticing his well-toned body. 'When you
give someone a massage, you can tell a lot about their body. Bruce
had a great body - much better than it looks on TV.'
He stayed in a plush villa with his three children, their nanny,
and his then girlfriend Maria Bravo. 'It was hard having a proper
conversation with Bruce because the children were usually in the
room. I heard them mention their mum Demi Moore, telling Bruce what
they'd been up to with her. The kids were fun. The oldest, Rumer,
who is 12, was obviously used to having a massage. She knew exactly
what she wanted.'
During her second month, Danella met Natasha Richardson and her
husband Liam Neeson. 'I gave Natasha a massage,' she says. 'She
was very beautiful, with a great figure, lovely skin, perfect hair
and nails. I chatted to her many times.'
After her two-month stay, Danella left the resort and went travelling
around America. Back in England, she no longer mingles with Hollywood
celebrities. But although she has an open invitation to return to
Parrot Cay, she wants to set up her own massage practice. 'It was
a wonderful place, but the evenings were very quiet,' she says.
'When I watch films and see the stars I've massaged, it feels strange.
But at least when my friends are drooling over Bruce Willis I can
smile, and remind them I've had my hands all over him!'







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